August 22, 2000
Greetings Statis Pro Fans!
Welcome to the 20th Anniversary Game of the Statis Pro 1978 Replay baseball season! From our humble beginnings in the upstairs bedroom of a house on Alveo Way, SP78 has catapulted to global significance over the past twenty years, and thanks to you is now considered the recreational sports-related board game for all nations.
I would also like to take this moment to thank everyone for their dedication to and enthusiasm for Statis Pro, and to those of you present tonight, please sit back, grab an IBC and a handful of Cheez-Its, and enjoy what should prove to be an exciting beginning to another twenty years of SP78 action!